Definitions by MurphyBrownEye

Meef 

The male equivalent to a queef. Air trapped in the urethra of the penis that is released suddenly, creating an unusually loud high pitched and oddly dry whistle.

All that birthday suit brisk running got my billy gibbons feeling ready to meef.

Meef by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

Pee-Poot 

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.

"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."

Pee-Poot by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

Agardus 

An oddly shaped carbon based, earth inhabiting lifeform. It is not unusual for an Agardus to consume a gallon of homogenized organic milk in a 24 hour period. Commonly known in the North American region as Diaper-Butt Baby-Boy (Di-Purr-But-Bay-Bee-Bwoi).

When I awoke from my joyful slumber this morn, I was extremely peeved to find that a wild Agardus had ravaged my refrigerator leaving no milk for my daily, break of the fast bowl of cereal.

Agardus by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023