the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)
by rad April 18, 2005
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After taking a round of mccormickey's, I slammed a heffer to the song "living in america" by james brown.
by Hallett 3rd West April 25, 2008
Get the mccormickey's mug.Phillip McCrack is a jokeful name that can be hidden that has an actual sinister meaning. Can you guess what it is? Phillip McCrack is similar to other names such as Mike Hunt. I'd like to think of Phillip as a person who hasn't quite come out of the closet yet.
I felt a strange stroking to my backside and I looked behind me. I was being touched by another bloke. I asked "Who the fuck are you?"
"Phillip McCrack" he said.
"Phillip McCrack" he said.
by Munsing April 19, 2018
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Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat
‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’
by Edisprettysexy February 3, 2020
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