Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011

Masterbrady

(n) 1. The act of deriving sensuous pleasure from doing AP Government & Politics and AP Microeconomics homework while erotically stimulating bodily members, e.g. a phallus, and achieved by manual or other fleshly contact exclusive of copulation, followed by a sudden oozing 2. An egghead

(v) 1. To confront your government teacher 2. To have a zen moment in class 3. To study politics and economics 4. To spellbind or threaten a student

(adj) 1. Showing physical, behavioral, or mental similarity with one's government teacher 2. Idiotically jocose, silly 3. Lacking hair on the armpits or pubis, shining

A:"Are you going to masterbrady tonight?"
B:"No, I'm going to do math homework instead."

A:"Did you notice Freddy was salivating in class today?"
B:"Yes, she was masterbradying."

by Freddy K. April 14, 2006

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

masterbait

To give sexual pleasure to one's self

I'm going to go masterbait to some porn.

by Fazzel July 16, 2005

masterbang

banging your master and or pimp; masturbating to you're master and or pimp.

Giullian, why bang bitches when you can masterbang?

by urbandicksonary September 25, 2011

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009