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Marriage Hooker

a women that uses her vagina as lure to fish for men, uses pregnancy to trick the men to marry then uses children and divorce to sustain her living habits and ultimately ruin men's life. In fact, more nasty than a normal hooker.
a normal hooker at least does not ruin the man's life. a marriage hooker completely ruins a man's life forever
by unlucky man June 6, 2010
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Married to the sea

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.
"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."
by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018
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telephone marriage

Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.
Ben: You know, Mark calls his wife so often!
Steve: Yeah, I know, he has a "telephone marriage"
by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011
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like marriage

When having a conversation and someone describes something as bad, weird, or stupid when someone says "like marriage."
One guy: "Towing is all about tension and stress"
Other guy: "Like marriage!"
by ficticiousnamebyauthor May 15, 2015
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James Marriott

Keeps leaving me on read, James if you’re reading this please reply. I’m very upset. First you insult me on twitter then you do this JAMES WHAT THE HELL
Me: hello James
James Marriott:
by Wagawagapacman May 17, 2020
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Marriage

It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.
We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things
by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020
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marry the ketchups

It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle
Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.
by kbaderak September 30, 2011
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