Marmite Challenge

Taking a shot of Pimm's followed by a tablespoon of Marmite

Ice bucket challenge.....hell no.....Roberts doing the Marmite Challenge

by Marmitechallenge August 23, 2014

maskometer

An upcoming Youtube star.

Maskometer have millions of subs on Youtube one day.

by Maskometer May 11, 2018

marmite

An evil substance which has already taken over the minds of many people

"Oh God no! The Marmite is coming for us!"

"Marmite ... it gets you in your lunch."

by Slayer April 7, 2003

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014