Lobstar

One who is a bomb ass server at Red Lobster.

Pronounced "Lob Star", as in "Rock Star".

"Dude! Did you see Mike handle that huge table? He's a total Lobstar!"

"Thanks for helping me walk my food! You're a total Lobstar!"

"I'm working straight through today with no break. I'll be fine, though, since I'm such a Lobstar!"

by The Gang at the RL January 18, 2009

If looks could kill

Baby im the fashion.. demon.. ridin down candler road and im speedin.. i got hella hoes tryna fuck me n my bros... i got hella shows lined up im on the road....

yooo bro do you like if looks could kill by destroy lonely? I kinda feel like that wolf in the meme right now broo..

by Rap fan ig March 13, 2023

Lobstromonous!

Insert this word into any sentence to instantly make yourself appear to be incredibly smart and posh

Example 1: "Oh my house is incredibly Lobstromonous!"
Example 2: " Oh darling you are so very "Lobstromonous!

by Meadie12 January 7, 2013

Lobster Gravy

Stinky, liquid, intensely burning diarrhea, often involving various sized chunks of indistinguishable matter. Usually orange or yellow in color, like that of the aforementioned crustacean.

*walks out of bathroom* Fuck man, my ass burns. Go in there and smell that shit, I just dropped some wicked lobster gravy!

by Dudeman Rouse August 16, 2009

Loobe

Lube but spelt wrong.

Loobe used in a sentence.

by Loobe Man March 2, 2020

Lobstitute

A ho with a whack ass sunburn

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

by Mousecop's scrivener May 25, 2020

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010