learning to fly

When you fart in bed and flap the blanket repeatedly like a bird's wing in order to waft the smell away.

"Did you fart?"

"No, I'm learning to fly."

by Leroy's Mama June 28, 2005

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Learnings

Failed attempts masked as valuable learning experience, oftentimes made by overpaid consultants and strategists.

Yes, we spent $500k on this pilot that didn’t produce any measurable results, but we have captured many learnings that will propel our next project forward.

by pantlesschicken February 1, 2019

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learning swerve

learn·ing swerve
noun
noun: learning swerve; plural noun: learning swerves

the unpredictable and inconsistent rate of a person's progress, or lack thereof, in gaining experience or new skills.

"Nancy experienced a severe learning swerve when attempting to use the new version of her phone's OS."

by Wisani November 30, 2014

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learning boner

A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.

While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.

by stinky3 October 15, 2015

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Cooperative Learning

A cheating organization, to better student's grade by uploading homework assignments.

Guy1: Hey guys I use cooperative learning
Guy2: HOLD, ON!!! that cheating organization thats morally unethical
Guy1: Psh i don't care.
Guy2: Okay I would love to use it.

by Codeman7865 November 16, 2009

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Active Learning

Teaching in a half-ass way that makes the students have to go home and learn it on their own.

We don't have enough teachers this semester, so we are going to employ active learning.

by johnnyappleseed March 6, 2012

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The worst learning platform on the history of planet earth used by Camp Ernst Middle School and is A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

Grim Reaper: Time to die

Person 1: No I can not

Grim Reaper: Why is that

Person 1: My Teacher is making me stay after public school because i have 1 single red on Summit Learning
Person 1: You can claim my life while i am in there so then the teacher will be blamed for doing nothing

Grim Reaper: We have a deal today a 27:00 Pm

Person 1: Correct

by anuisIicker8888 February 4, 2020

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