Leach

that one guy who is just hanging around someone WAY to much and ITS LOWKEY UNCOMFORTABLE LMFAOOO😹🤡
he/she is on the precipice of "pick-me."

its quite likely they give big dumbo wumbo energy, and often L bozo.🤡🤡

doesn't like pickles. 😭🙅 ♂️
(pronounced the same as "leech"💀💀😭)

"get out of here, you stinky leach."

"omg ho'o you're giving leach."

"hey leach, get your backpack off mine"

by differentdumbowumbo April 21, 2022

Leach

An overweight Ginger lass that clings onto her ex’s mates on a night out. ~ Often sighted in the Filthys night establishment on the Bigg Market

“Waaah, wor bruiser is being a leach tonight, won’t leave the poor lad and his muckers alone”

by CumbrianMotter December 2, 2023

Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 18, 2015

jason leach

The coolest guy ever to walk the earth, but funny and good looking as well. Penis girth is on absolute FLEEK. Has the most winning personality but us extremely humble.

There goes that Jason Leach, man... I wish I could be like him when I grow up

by Alliesdaddy78 August 26, 2022

Bleach Leach

Removing a seminal vesical and throwing it towards a living person. If it sticks to him it must be true buddy love.

Bro, what's with the bleach leach? We all knew you loved him but damn! Sometimes you just have to keep on keeping on. No shit! Bro doesn't get it just is what it is..-

by d'évocation December 11, 2023

leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.

Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.

by EnigmaAlex November 4, 2017

Maisie leach

Such a mong loves Dec loads and loads and loads also has a good bum x

Dickhead Maisie leach

by Declanlamb March 8, 2019