deleting later

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments

Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old

by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015

later

A procrastinator's way of saying never.

I'll finish this later.

by ManMan36 June 27, 2016

lasterday

The time peroid that falls between yesterday and last week. Excelent for college students who don't have the capacity to remember what day it is.

Jess: Yell lost her phone lasterday.

by Jess's Drunk Ass October 16, 2007

lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

Lanzer

the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.

Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...

by Laurelie March 9, 2004

Lateral Gravity Syndrome

Lateral Gravity Syndrome (or LGS) is the strange, unexplained force that draws boys and girls inexplicably to opposite sides of the dance floor at a party.

Because of Lateral Gravity Syndrome, Tom didn't speak to Katie all night.

by Hollerama October 28, 2006

laternisieren

Laternisieren is a German slang synonyme for lynch. In 1848, Austrian War Minister Theodor Baillet von Latour was hung on a lantern by a mob.

Wer fraternisiert, wird laternisiert!

(He who fraternizes will be lynched!)

(laternisieren - hang on a lantern; lynch)

by JokIsl September 7, 2009