josh is has blue eyes and dark brown clean cut hair and is in medical school to be a doctor...he's such a black woman's kryptonite
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by Kalichronic January 2, 2009
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1. A fat retarded monkey, that spends half of its day trying to shove its tail up his own ass. The other half of the day it is either attempting to find its cock or hacking and scamming people on a MMORPG. see wannabegangsterbitch
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold
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3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.
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3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.
by Bacon January 5, 2005
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When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.
by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006
Get the kryptonite mug.1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel
2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine
2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine
by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2010
Get the kryptonite mug.A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.
Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?
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