krabbenhoft

A grown ass man who calls his mother mommy. Also gay.

That man is a krabbenhoft

by Helijumper June 23, 2017

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Mr Krabbed

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"

by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021

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kabbeldin

A very rarely used English word meaning better than amazing, but not quite perfect. Died out in 1792 due to people criticizing it's use in everyday language. Not to be confused with the romanian term "Kabbel Din."

James: Wow!! you did so kabbeldin at that concert last night!
Peter: Wow man, thanks. You did pretty kabbeldin too.

by Deep dish pizza February 28, 2014

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