Tan Eik Koon

Used to describe a situation of tired and sleepy after a long wait where the time wasted could have just put into good use for instance enjoying a cocktail.

I have been Tan Eik Koon for the last two hours trying to get a text response from my friend Loh "Wood" Kah Leong. In the end he just refuse to help me.

by XianNaix December 20, 2019

Black Koon Negro

Black people are Maltesers with no hair , usually women that have around 15 kids in their cave. Males however are big monkeys that have dicks that are 10 inches or more and when fully erected take up about 90% of their body's blood.Males are usually called Zeus or Tyrone and Black Women are called white people names.

Today is a black koon negro day I have enjoyed it.

by Ye mums Orange Dragon July 13, 2019

Krazy koon

When a raccoon convinces himself he's a penguin because he's tripping balls on acid

Dude, is that a krazy koon?
I'm not sure man, I'm tripping balls

by TittyboyKILLA March 29, 2017

absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019

spoon koon

A black person who does crack.

Look at that spoon Koon over there.

by Awd123 July 6, 2021

tee koon hien

An amazing father that will always be there to help you

Tee koon hien is the best father ever

by Crystal malfoy August 9, 2021

Cing Koon's*t

1.There "AIN'T" no fucking belt i Kant Cees it.

2.My Nigga! @#$% (oops) -ninja- {LlIitTEerRaAalLlLYy (R = y- upside down backwords and flipped)

Cing Koon's*t an his damn band again.

by Do$moro September 22, 2021