Knotted

British slang, not that common any more.
An insult, Knotted makes reference to either your guts or your willy. Always acompanied by 'Get...'.

"Get Knotted, you bastard".
"He can go get Knotted".

by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004

knutteh

Knutteh (noun): A colloquial term used to describe a male with a small and insignificant penis.

"The girls at the party were disappointed when they found out that the handsome guy they were flirting with turned out to be a knutteh."

by VIggo0212 April 27, 2023

Krutters

An evolution of butters, originating from the Teddington area of Richmond upon Thames, SW London, generally referring to a repulsive female.

Simon: I've got a thing for Kim Woodburn from "How clean is your house?"

Us: Nah man, you cant be serious. She is KRUTTERS!

by Spinny B February 18, 2007

knotted balloon

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.

Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.

by Really real dude November 20, 2010

pussy knotted

The unfortunate even in which you think you are hitting on a girl but its a guy.

"Watch out bro, you might get pussy knotted!"

by Graham Cracka Smacka May 30, 2016

Don’t get knitted.

Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.

Elektra: What does passion fruit taste like?

Samantha: A fruit?

Elektra: Don’t get knitted. 😂

by Into_The_Woods November 8, 2018

Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008