knob

Someone who ignores every possible nice response he could give and gives the dickhead response... ie: Mark Barlow

oh what a surprise. Mark's being a knob again.

by Weeeena May 29, 2018

Knob

Knob, first class Dickhead,

Hey Tony, your a knob
Come on Luke, I am not that bad, I am a good bloke.
Are you sure Tony? You are a first class Knob

by Luke1969 October 17, 2018

Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

knob

A vagina

I want to touch your knob baby.....

by lksjdflhzsdf December 29, 2018

Knob

somebody stupid

He is such an absolute Knob

by ThatJimboGuy December 30, 2018

Knob

A common insult among British people. Refers to the head of a p*nis, and is used to call someone as such. Usually not seen as particularly offensive.

"Hey, did you hear about Danny? He tried simping for a girl and fell over."

"What a knob."

by __Speedster__ June 23, 2020

Knob

Knob (nob) ; small bowldering ball like handle usually on a door but could also be a growth on a plant or human body part.

He is a knob (nob), everyone has had a turn.

by Civilized Layer July 5, 2020