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Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.
Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!
by KmJ13 February 21, 2011
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mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.
The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.
by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009
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Settle the Kettle

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
by Nackal919 August 25, 2011
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Kettle Moraine High School

Actually, it's a pretty damn good school. The only people who don't think so are the people who have never been to a school that actually sucks.

The worst part is that there are people who graduate, go to college, have a whole different life and STILL bitch about the rivalry between KM and Arrowhead. Arrowhead > KM at football, this will never change. Just... get over it.

Some of our hallways are mysteriously splattered with paint and most of the boys are cocky. There are only 40 fat girls out of 1500 students, NO LIE NO LIE.
... so if you're fat you'll feel bad when you come here and maybe develop an eating disorder.

I like my teachers. (:
... and our cheerleaders are cute and good at what they do.
Kettle Moraine High Schools are also known as the Lasers. Lasers are lasery. You can't touch a laser. Zoom zoom zoom!
by I'M A PERSON WHO GOES THERE~~~ November 1, 2009
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a diffrent kettle of fish

a different situation or person to be dealt with
by Choonmann Sung September 28, 2006
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Kettled

When someone has taken too much Ketamin, they are kettled
That last one has done me... i am totally Kettled
by Employee of the Year October 28, 2010
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Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.
Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010
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