Klaused

When a guy you know is a dirt-bag convinces you to give him one more chance, again. Then you get screwed over and you kick yourself, promising to never trust him again. Then it happens again.

You got Klaused.

Don't get Klaused.

by Mr Gullible March 19, 2013

Klause

Some idiot who loves France even though he hasn't been, has fun toes and needs "me" time. Will probably make a great puppet but has too much of a mind of his own.

That dude is such a stinking Klause. What a stupid idiot

by Meam42069 January 5, 2023

Klaused

to discreetly pilfers someone's pen, to sneakily take, As in the President of Czech Republic, Vaklav Klaus, taking the pen from the Chilean President

Office Worker: Who Klaused my pen?
Office Worker2: I saw little Johnny at your desk yesterday.

by randomuser7 May 2, 2011

Klaused

To ridicule another or a situation without knowledge that the gag or play is in actual fact on one self

Tom was klaused by Debbie's attempt to create good humor on the conference.

by StrawberryMan June 4, 2011

klause

A German kid who does not have friends. Gets roasted for everything he says and is called a nazi.

That dude standing next to hitler and pitor is such a klause.

by Meme42069 April 20, 2017

Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

Klaus

KLAUS IS THE BEST CHARACER IN THE HOLE WORLD AND WILL ALWAYS BE. HE IS HOT AF AND HE IS MEANT TO BE WITH CAROLINE. (KLAROLINE IS THE DEFINITION OF OTP- THEY ARE PERFECT AND SO FUCKIN' REAL AND HAVE A LOT OF CHEMISTRY AND THE BEST SCRIPTS).

HE IS THE BEST AND IS THE MOST CHARMING AND CULTURED AND LOVING AND PERFECT CHARACTER IN THE WORLD (AND HE HAS THE BEST FUCKIN' ACCENT AND VOICE IN THE WORLD). IF YOU DON'T AGREE I WILL FIGHT U (AND I WILL MAKE U REWATCH TVD AND TO UNTILL U SEE WHAT I MEAN)

Your teacher: can someone describe perfection

You: Klaus Mickaelson

Your teacher: exactly! A+

Someone dumb: hey that guy is hot

Someone intelligent: WHAT?! Hace u seen Klaus? He is someone hot and intelligent and cultured and amazing and loving and has the best voice ever. That guy is no one compared to him.

by Klaroline4ever September 28, 2018