Beau will kill me

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p

Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title

by BIGG D February 17, 2022

You cant kill me!

I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!

You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!

by Felix Morningstar the Cunt December 4, 2022

CAN YOU KILL ME

NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c

Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c

by A v e r y °-° February 3, 2021

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

Kuku kill me

A phrase used to show that a request or command can't be done because of its consequences.

Man A: Give me your phone
Man B: Kuku kill me

by muizthegreat October 18, 2022

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023