Khaled

A retarded person. Usually with a little psychological craziness but a cool person. Usually plays video games even though they are trash at it.

Hey Khaled can you play fortnite with me?
Khaled sure I’m the best player in the world!

*5 secs later*

How tf did you die in the lobby? Did you seriously eliminate your self? Why tf did you just try to snipe a person with a shotgun? Why tf do you not know how to edit?

Khaled: I have a new back bling Yay! Oh sorry what were you saying?

by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019

Khaled

He is a Khaled fucking salad also known as malalas bro yo!!!

"Hey Khaled!! I only know you because of yo sis Malala"

by Horrible twerker January 2, 2016

KLawed

When a girl brings nothing to the table, and is constantly talked behind her friend's backs. Comes across as insincere and fake. Likely going to end up alone.

Pierre: "Did you see that midget?"
Theo: "No, but I was just talking to some geisha. She gave me the stank eye, and pushed that shorty to the floor."
Pierre: "Wow, looks like that beezy got KLawed".

by **DanAu4Lyfe** July 28, 2009

khaled al ammari

a black man tall and ugly baaaaaaatch

you are a khaled al ammari

by uisodafi;okjn klhucjs`ndlbjx`k October 24, 2017

Khaledism

1. To seize all means of production
2. To re-establish communism near the U.S
3. To combine conservatism, communism, fascism, together to take down the white, racist, liberal trumpists known as capitalism.

Khaledism has overtaken capitalism to be the worlds most dominant type of government.

by LegoMan0213 April 19, 2018

Khaled

When you are sent told or given the same thing twice or with a different variant a.k.a another one

(person 1) "Man I get like 5 Grumpy Cat memes a day from my grandma!"

(Person 2) " I feel your pain bro! I still get Khaled by my grandma with Lolcats"

by listy81 December 1, 2017

Khaled the zol

an inverted cow instead of white with black spots he is black with white spots

look its a Khaled the zol

by chickennuggetsandbacon June 25, 2018