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Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.
“LMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!”
by uglyBitchlet June 4, 2021
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bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle
he was bettering the butter
by Lisa August 12, 2004
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Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position
One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020
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boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.
by Bobert Boberto December 29, 2017
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Kittening

Older boys, usually 16-20 years old picking up underaged girls (usually around 13-14) that falls in love with them because they're older than them and cooler than the boys their age. The girls usually fall heavily in love with the boys, who plays along just for sex and a laugh. What the boy is doing here is kalled kittening.
"Crystal is SO in love with Brad!"
"Haha! I know! Brad's just kittening"
by Torstein September 25, 2005
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Kettling

When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.

1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.

2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.

3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.

4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.

Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
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Keefering

Anal Sex. The act of giving anal pleasure to another, predominantly male-male.
"I just got a good keefering"
by guska January 7, 2009
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