Jester

A fool, a buffoon who is basically there for other people's enjoyment. Usually one that has consumed a large amount of alcohol and is acting like clown but is so entertaining that he/she earns the jester title.

Joe just shotgunned those beers and now he's running around the house like a jester.

by Flush Master September 15, 2012

Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004

jet jotter

The Longmeadow High School newspaper. Often times called "the Jot" for short.

"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"

by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013

knob jostler

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game

Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!

by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Jesterstar

Particularly annoying fucktardbelieved to be the original intended inspiration behind the phrase "Go kick rocks you fuckin fuckwit".

"George Bush is without a doubt one of the biggest Jesterstars I have ever come accross"

by Raoul Duke April 10, 2005

Penis Jolter

Someone who suddenly has a raging anger against penis's, and attacks them. Striking them violently as possible with their fists, and repetitively pounding on the penis. Sometimes they grab the penis, and shove it into the floor.

That bitch is such a penis jolter

by thewatermoccasin June 27, 2010