Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.
by Moe133 February 23, 2011
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Son, c'mon, our work here on this ol' farm's dun and over with. We gotta go to South Johnston High School now, hey, pass me yer math homework, I didn't finish mine yet. Oh never mind, I'll just copy it when we get to class.
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A once mediocre economy car that has lost 80% of its value over the course of 4 years after being abused in the hands of its mentally challenged owner. Usually owned by either inbreds, crackheads, autist, Walmart DC workers, or ratchet side hoes. Usually has signs of damage all around the vehicle, and occasionally visual modifications applied in poor taste. Drivers hobbies include texting while driving on their iPhone that's at least 3 generations old, spilling Dunkin iced coffees on their stained seats, and blasting garbage music from their blown speakers.
Jenny: Hey Becky, did you ever get with that guy you met on tinder last night?
Becky: No, he came to pick me up to bring me back to his studio apt. so we could watch his free-trial of Netflix, but the passenger door handle of his Johnstown jalopy fell off so I couldn't go
Becky: No, he came to pick me up to bring me back to his studio apt. so we could watch his free-trial of Netflix, but the passenger door handle of his Johnstown jalopy fell off so I couldn't go
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by sally 0998 May 30, 2011
Get the danny johnstone mug.A jornito is someone whomst is horny 24/7 but with a J. Jornitos don’t know how to act around females, it’s a Spanish American accent word which was used by man great historical humans such as Albert Eintstein, MLK Jr and Napoleon.
Guy 1: Man I’m tryna go to the stripe club and get danced
Intellectual Advanced Certified Human: Stop being a jornito foo.
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Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!
Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic
Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT
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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox
Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston
This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.
Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic
Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT
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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox
Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston
This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.
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