Edward Jizzorhands

You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.

Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.

by TimsDownWithOPP January 4, 2008

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Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.

Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" June 19, 2008

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jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

by Molloy November 11, 2004

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Jizzover

This stupid man haircut that is getting more and more popular lately where the guy keeps it short in the back and long in the front and like combs it around his face. Sort of like a reverse mullet, but more stupid looking.

Did you see Justin Bieber's jizzover? I hear he gels it himself.

by Da Fors February 24, 2011

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