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jerusalem cruiser

Air jesuses.
Yo where u get dos air jesuses?
by DAVEED November 12, 2003
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jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.
Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!
by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004
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jeebus

I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.
by Obscure facts man! May 13, 2005
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jebus

"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010
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jerbs

A sexy group of friends, much like a gang, that spend every moment together and like to fuck shit up. They party hard and usually smoke weed before they start their day. The only thing jerbs are frowned apon for is having orgys with each other. Jerbs usually contain five people, and the group contains at least two girls. Jerbs run shit.
I hear some of those jerbs got expelled for possesion of drugs, they are so care free and intimidating, I wish I was one too.
by sexkittensexya March 14, 2011
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Jebus

Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right
by Aluphoss February 1, 2007
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jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.
Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!
by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011
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