Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

jail cover

This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.

Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"

Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Jail Soup

Ramen Noodles that you purchase from the commissary when in jail and only cost about 50 cents. The brand that comes in the Styrofoam cup is the most common in county jails.

I don't eat jail soup no more. I ate that like everyday when I was locked down.

by Livy-Liv October 19, 2006

movie jail

When an individual who works in the film industry (typically someone like a director or actor) suffers a personal or professional failure (drug problems, a movie bombing at the box office etc.), they are said to be put in movie jail, a temporary limbo where - due to their notoriety - work is hard to come by and personal projects are indefinitely stalled.

Robert Downey Jr. used to be in movie jail until Iron Man made him a star again.

by H.J. December 2, 2015

dice jail

A concept in many tabletop RPGs, where if a die is "naughty" or rolls consistently low a player will put the die in a small iron or plastic container styled to look like a cage.

Player 1: "My D10 was misbehaving so I put it in dice jail"
Player 2: You need another D10?
Player 1: Nah, I got enough dice to supply a small army

by ChoccyMilkConnoisseur July 1, 2020

Jail Bait

A term used for an underage person who may seem attractive to people that are currently the age of consent or above. The underage person may or may not try to lure adults which would be illegal, hence the term Jail Bait.

Guy 1: Yoo, I'm talkin' to this hot chick on Instagram.
Guy 2: Uhh, that girl is 15, that's jail bait, bro...

by XTruth HurtsX April 11, 2021

jail smoke

when something is not good,risky,unsatisfying or shite

aedo:”fino gaj is at rodge yet min”
fino:”nae yet aedo”
aedo:”ats jail smoke”
fino:”aye aedo handbong at now it’s ridy”
aedo:”nah i’m nae handbonging at iday”
abdy:”for is boys min”
aedo:”fuck it i’ll see a handbong”
*slams it doon*

by jakeba16 May 7, 2019