impreza

simply the best car for the money in the american market today. comes in AWD 4-door sedan and 5-door wagon models with varying levels of hp.

also my name.

see subaru WRX STi

the impreza is the best car for the money in the american market today.

by impreza December 15, 2003

impractical jokers

the 4 best friends trying to humiliate each other.

the impractical jokers
Q: the guy that likes to say things to murr.
Joe: the guy that has a classic stare.
Sal: hates cats animals and other things.
Perret boy: is murr and has sexy ankles and calves.

by awesomgamer10.8 January 10, 2017

impronathon

A term used to describe the spontaneous impersonation of Jonathon. Compound word derived from the stem: Impression, and suffix derived from the name: Jonathon.
Often occuring within the forum of a Session.

The improntosaur: "I mean, that is juust... you know... unbelievable! Hiiiiiiigh!"
Audience: "(laughter) Mate that was a well good Impronathon!)

by Mini-Sue September 19, 2004

Impressively Rude

when someone you have not seen in a while, like a rediscovery on facebook from 20 years ago from the 5th grade and you are now in your thirties posts..."wow, I didn't recognize you without the glasses, bad haircut...etc...you look great now" translation... "wow, you used to be very ugly in the 5th grade and now you look, well, wow, YOU LOOK GREAT...." impressively rude is when you compliment someone on how they look now in such a way that you insult how they used to look in the process....

Random re-aqaintance to someone they have not seen in a while..

old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".

You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?

by The one and only Pinksnout December 12, 2009

Impresstard

To be impressed by something or someone's retarded situation or actions.

Brendon: "My friend drank so much after his girlfriend dumped him that he ended up in the hospital with a bruised liver"

Nicole: "Dude...that's impresstarded"

by n&batab September 25, 2010

Improliving

Living your life in an improvised way. Doing random things that make you feel different from yourself.

Guy #1: Bro, what did you do yesterday?

Guy #2: Man, I was swimming at the lake with my new duck I bought.

Guy #1: Duuudeee you improliving!

by @alejos221 March 1, 2020

Improbable Destructor

The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD

person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"

person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"

person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"

by lukaa June 25, 2021