ilana

the literal sexiest chad ever to exist . i am a certified ilana simp . they make me feel so happy and loved and warm and safe and i don't know what i'd do without them

me: i'm feeling kinda sad
*ilana walks in*
me: *smiles and instantly feels better*

by itskaibitches May 9, 2021

monster island

1) A mythical island off the coast of Japan which is home of Godzilla.

2) The island of Manhatten.

1) "Our instruments show evidence of seismic activity on Monster Island!"

2) "Gonna be stomping Monster Island on the 16th, you down?"

by dasmb January 17, 2005

Boyfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is un-contactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new boyfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from Kayley?'
'Nope, she's on boyfriend island. She's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by sophiesmith June 20, 2010

Staten Island Sandwhich

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.

Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

by tissueman January 3, 2015

James Island Charter High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019

Study Island

A way for children to have a reason to start being emo, start cutting, and for suicide.

With every question comes an answer and that answer is one of the above.

Me: Study Island ruined my life! I can't watch my anime anymore because it's made my eyes bleed out!!!!
My Friend: AHHHHHH!!!!! THE LAST OF MY SANITY JUST WALKED AWAY!!!!
Everyone: FUCK YOU STUDY ISLAND!!!!!

by Peeta Haters, deal with it! March 24, 2012

Ilana

Ilana is usually a good girl who is so beautiful u could spot her across the room she is usually Christian with average grades and has the best personality ever, she isn't like any other type of ordinary girl she is hilarious! One word she says with brighten your day.she is also and expert at kissing,one kiss by her and you will drift in your thoughts about kissing her everyday.if she is mad you should mostly leave her alone.she is single sadly Bo are to scared to ask her out there scared she might say no because her beauty is so strong

Wow that Ilana girl is something else.

by KrystalHutch May 17, 2018