iPosse

Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.

After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.

by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iposer

When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

Ipodiot

Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.

The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.

by bburgis November 13, 2009

iPod Whiplash

iPod whiplash happens when a person has a wide range of songs of different genre on the same playlist. Each song unexpectedly throws the person into a different genre, causing iPod whiplash.

"I was listening to System of a Down on Kat's iPod, then all of a sudden I was thrown into a Barry Manilow song. I totally got iPod whiplash!"

by abblaz88 April 13, 2010

iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.

Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023

ipoly

A shit hole, full of children forced to suffer for a teachers perversions, Where filthy heteros roam the halls.Where we aren't told anything is happening until the literal last minute. Where the school was actually BETTER when everyone was in a parking lot.Where we have two forms of A's, but you can only get B's, which are highly frowned upon. Ipoly, where the competition slowly forces everyone to hate everyone else in their grade by senior year. Where kids throw oranges at teachers and are surprised at being suspended over it.

Person 1: How's your life going?

Person 2: Its a real ipoly right now.

Person 1: Oh shit I'm sorry, let's go pray for the future.

Person 2: I don't have a future, I go to ipoly, remember?
Persons 1 and 2 slip into alcoholism, depression, and morbid obesity.

by vhugo1138 May 21, 2016

iPod ADD

The problem of not being able to listen to one complete song on one's iPod or Mp3 player.

"That's the tenth song you've switched from. You've got iPod ADD."

by Joan B November 9, 2007