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Hector

A real shithead, if you ask me. Hector is the type of guy who’d rather sit on a dick and get a cake to his face instead of eating a dick and sit on a cake. Fuck this guy.
Yo, you see that guy over there? He reminds of me of Hector, sitting on that dick LMAO!
by BigPipiKing September 24, 2019
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Hector

A Hector is any extremely hirsute person, typically of very swarthy skin tone. Hectors are commonly found in tropical areas, but are quite far-ranging. In more temperate areas with lesser amounts of sunshine, Hectors are known to absorb available sunlight, lessening the amounts available to others. This absorption of sunlight often causes them to sweat profusely, sometimes resulting in an unpleasant odour. See Hector smells.
Will somebody please get that nasty Hector off the beach, he's frightening the tourists.
by Bulbous September 16, 2005
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Hector

A Male In Middle School That Is Gay.
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Hey, look it is Hector!
Hector is so cool!
by Definitely Real Definition October 5, 2020
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Hector

Stop painting me, a hector as a giga chad, I’m a fat fuck who cries all day, and last I checked, that’s not a giga chad
by Hector_833 July 11, 2021
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Hector

He is a small tiny boy that will annoy you in ela class he is a jerk and mostly nobody likes him also his cousin ignores him
Omg their is hector the second grader
by It.natalie13 April 4, 2020
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Hector

Hector is The best person you'll ever meet, he is Nice, smart, cool and just perfect!
Person 1: Hector is awesome! Person: 2 I know right
by 6N3 December 12, 2016
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hector

piece of human crap deserves nothing in life but to suffer in a hole
that kid is a hector
by pawgers832 August 11, 2021
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