hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017

hammerhead shark

The most bad-ass animal ever created

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.

by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018

hamberlin

nathan's squeeze. (wears supergirl cosplay)

nathan claps hamberlin on the daily

by thatboyjohnknee June 4, 2019

Kitten Hammer

Colloquial British Slang for a Penis.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.

Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?

by BadBeast December 7, 2009

Lifestyle Hammer

Derived from the skateboarding culture, where 'hammer' means a really difficult trick, usually involving some danger. Like busting a trick on a handrail or set of stairs. Lifestyle hammers are the same principle, but involving non-skateboarding situations.

Stormy: oi woody rip that bong bro.
Woody: nahhh dude iv already had like 5 cones.
Stormy: cmon dude it'll be a mad lifestyle hammer

Today I drove manual in traffic while eating a mcchicken meal on the run. It was a mad lifestyle hammer.

by LT SK8 September 9, 2011

White hammer

A dick so big, it makes black hammers look small

N- Wow have you seen his white hammer?
M- no, I thought he had a small one , like Thomas?
N- No, his is fucking huge

by Crangles October 7, 2016

Flaming Fuck Hammer

The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person).

Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer.

by Steve-o and Tim December 9, 2008