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horny hubert

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.
I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.
by Arthur McWilliams. April 30, 2005
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copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.
"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."
by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009
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normale haerte

german slang.
used when u bring something to a very banal level thats acutally awkward / nasty / over the top / unbelievable. just like telling its ordinary in a very special way. if you want to define which kind of normale haerte you are talking about you just put the case in between normale and haerte.
A:"did you see taylor throwing up last night? he messed up the whole toilet!"
B:" yah i saw that. thats nothing unusual. normale haerte."

A: did you hear about those guys selling used stuff for twice the price of the new thing?"
B: "Yeah i did. normale capitalism haerte."
by Flowdoh December 12, 2009
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Havertz

That player is really good but he is quite not on the level of "Havertz"
by Sunni P August 6, 2020
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Havertown

A city in located in suburban Philadelphia in Haverford Township, Delaware County. It has the privilege of being surrounded on three sides by the affluent towns of Broomall, Ardmore, and Haverford and the curse of butting up against Upper Darby on the fourth. The school district is excellent, and the neighborhoods are safe. The Main Line is a stone's throw away, which gives you access to all it has to offer: schools, first-class shopping, bike trails, etc. On the down side, Havertown is full of soccer moms who won't think twice about blocking the aisle in Super Fresh and refusing to let you pass, cutting you off in traffic, or stealing your primo parking spot at the Manoa Shopping Center. Their husbands are terrors, too, who will try to run you down at crosswalks with their Beamers and get mouthy if you hold up the line at the bank or the supermarket. Havertown kids are loud and rude and think they're gangsta when they're not. The cops are lazy but have plenty of energy to secret themselves in the dark recesses of the Swell Bubble Gum parking lot every Saturday night in the hope of nailing speeders. Havertown has lots of Havertrash, people who had to settle for Havertown because they couldn't quite afford that McMansion on the Main Line; as a result, their attitudes are foul and they take their disappointment out on those around them.
We moved to Havertown because the Main Line was too expensive.
by Slovakchick December 14, 2010
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Hubert

Hubert is the guy u'll never meet in ur life bcz he way too much . He is very sexy and gentle plz watch out if u're a girl he may cheat .He got a lot of money plus he respects Jesus.
I've been hubert since I came in LA
by The super genius November 16, 2019
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St-Hubert

A restaurant chain based in Montreal with locations all across French Canada. Most of their restaurants are in the province of Quebec, but there are a few near Ottawa and some in New Brunswick. Their chicken is so much better than Swiss Chalet, and they have unlimited cole slaw as well as those yellow delivery cars.
St-Hubert is so much better than Swiss Chalet
by awmm August 24, 2018
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