grooker

A granny or grandma hooker.

I banged a grooker in the morning today, put cash down on that granny hooker!

by d0nkey brainz October 1, 2017

gropper

The term used to describe a grandma (or just an old person in general) who runs a grow-up.

Max's nan was a gropper

by MadManMaxsta November 7, 2018

groover

a drug that makes you groove.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.

jonny: whats up, wanna take some groovers? i've got some oxies and some molly
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021

Groomer's Fault

Code for "I don't know what the hell I am doing."

My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.

by tnj629 February 3, 2022

Pooper Gooper

One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.

I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!

by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019

the grooler

Daniel Sage Young AKA a male bramblist. Stage name is Sager Major!

The Grooler went to mexico.

“Dainet now he can’t make us food!”

by thefolkloreprophecy October 7, 2021

noodle groover

A wacky person, or one who does odd things, usually a high or very high person, most times a tweaker on a 3 to 4 day run without sleep.

why is freddy trying to cook with a plastic bowl on the stove?

Oh.... freddy is a noodle groover.

by silty pimes March 7, 2008