greedtomaton

One motivated by nothing but money (and maybe sex). An otherwise empty vessel that contributes next to nothing to process that he profits from.

Guy 1: The placement agent I talked to was all over the place when it came to how much money the position offered. Seems like he was just trying to placate me
Guy 2: Um, yeah. He's a headhunter, dude. In an industry of motherfucking vermin, he is the lowest of the fucking low. A bottomfeeder. Scum of the earth, man; a total greedtomaton.

by PositiveZero April 17, 2008

corporate greed

Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:

Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.

Due to corporate greed America is going to Hell in a handbasket!!!

by thedzone October 5, 2009

Greedy Clan

A group of individuals between the ages of 18-25 who clam to be straight in sexual orientation, however when the desired amount of alcohol is consumed they perfer the same sex as well as the opposite sex. After a sexual act is commited and sobriety is achieved they then brag about their sexual conquests and then go on to share partners.

Chris started out the night with Katie, but then went home with Phillip... the next night Phillip hooked up with Katie, but couldn't stop talking about how great Chris was... they're so part of the greedy clan!

by judy mcdougal August 1, 2008

Greedophobiaiac

a Person who is afraid of Greedo a Character on Star Wars episode IV A New Hope and is absolutely terrified off him

Hey Von look its Greedo

*looks really scared*

C'mon its a fake mannequin type doll

*move its hand*

Von runs off screaming scared

mr.cool yells: What is so scary about em, its not even real or alive you Greedophobiaiac

by mr.animalmCcool July 1, 2010

Greedlord

A person, who claims not to be ready to drink a beer with his/her friends, because he or she is already wearing a pyjama.

You: "Hey man, let´s go down to the bar and have a couple of beer to celebrate the day!"

Greedlord: "Naw, man... I´m wearing my pyjama already and I´m to lazy to change my clothes or get up of my bed now..."

You: .__________________________.

by Jay Whygrytz April 30, 2012

Greed Ring

A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen

"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"

by Darklightinthenightstar May 28, 2015

Gredy

A sweet motherfuckin' ass.

Wateriswet: hey dad does Brock have a gredy???
Dad™: what now
Dad™: what's a gredy
Kryoz: a sweet motherfuckin' ass
Dad™: oh in that case yes he does and I love it :))
Mom™: HoNeYYYY

by TrashFire October 25, 2018