The Granger

The Stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.

Man, my penis feels like someone else's penis. The Granger.

by Roddgers March 13, 2011

Granger

When you fall in love with a Granger and then get dumped like an old sock

She got grangered hard she never saw it coming

by Trashidic May 24, 2018

Hermione Granger

Female Ron

Harry to Hermione Granger- "Hello Female Ron"

by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011

granger

Meaning someone who is sleazy, whiny, and needy. Typically, grangers can be found lurking on 4chan, banging disgusting women at clubs, or hiding in their mother's arms from angry girlfriends.

That granger over there just looked at porn and then cried to his mother.

by lolzabar November 20, 2010

hermione granger

the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.

"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."

by Simple Plan Hater June 30, 2005

Grangle

The neckrolls in the back of a bald bouncer's neck. A person can have grangle whether blad or not bald. But nevertheless, grangles are still grangles.

Look bruh, that bouncer has about fo or fi dem grangles.

by thegrangler April 11, 2019

grangles

A slang for delicious, delicious toes.

Hey MJ, give me some of your tasty Grangles

by Grakkus April 14, 2020