Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

Griffe

The offspring of a mulatto and either a black or an American Indian.

"The nurse, a comfortable looking Griffe woman in white apron and cap, was urging Edna to return to her bedroom."

(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)

by YAMuffin February 2, 2006

Brian Griffin

A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.

Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.

by Wyzzy November 30, 2013

Griffus

The act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.

I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.

by lotsofpain August 31, 2013

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Dirty Griffin

It is a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache, you give the person a unibrow with your shit covered dick.

To spice things up, Bill gave Terry a dirty griffin instead of the usual dirty sanchez.

by thejohnwagon April 25, 2011

graffiti

A form of art and expression. The world is each ones canvas.

by jesse September 14, 2003