graiff

The best math teacher one could have. He has the best wits and makes his class feel like a family. He loves his daughters and they wear crocs. His wall is covered with their mediocre drawings, but you can tell he takes a lot of pride in them. He never yells at you for being absent and gives you lots of time to turn stuff in.

Person1: want to cut class?
Anyone that has Mr.Graiff: Can’t. I have Graiff next.

by Stefanoo June 9, 2019

Peter Griffin

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

Sam Griffin

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).

Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021

Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

Griff daddy

A person who has an enormous penis, all the girls want them, has nice lucious hair and is extremely good at hockey and his lucky number is 9

"Be careful around griff daddy he's a heart breaker"

by ilovejesus March 6, 2017

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"

Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

by Petergriffin#awesome December 4, 2017

radio graffiti

A segment on The Ghost Show(True Capitalist Radio) via Blog Talk Radio. Towards the end of the show, Ghost gives callers about 4 seconds to say anything they want, Be it a shoutout, an audio clip, or TROLLING GHOST.

Ghost: 205, Radio Graffiti!

205: * FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND FUCK YOUR LONE STAR BEER-*

Ghost: Get this idiot of- GET'EM OFF!!

by Argonian Repoman August 30, 2011