mental geller

one who is as mental as red ross

ed was going red with anger, you might say he's going 'mental geller'

by steven7 March 8, 2008

The Griffin Gallery

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.

The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"

by Sam Fields August 10, 2009

gallert

A large dingle berry attached to the taint. Especially when cheese has been eaten within the last 24 hours.

That gallert was so large you could see it through his pants!

by Group B May 6, 2007

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

Gallery Minesweeper

When you have too much porn on your phone and you want to send a meme to somebody. It's like playing Minesweeper in your gallery, trying not to accidentally send porn.

Them: Why is it taking you so long to send that picture?
Me: Sorry, I'm playing a bit of Gallery Minesweeper

by Ultima5678 May 1, 2020

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

Jon Groller

Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.

Toby: Hi Jon Groller! you're cool!
Jon Groller: See me after class for a surprise. 😙

by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023