gansnick

when you put a stick of dynamite up either a girls ass or pussy and you light it and she explodes and you fuck her corpse

girl: lets have sex
guy: ok let me gansnick you
guy whips out a stick of dynamite and then she explodes the guy dies of too much cum loss

by youlooklike July 9, 2020

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010

set your goals

the most amazing punk band

set your goals is the best punk band

by ryan gore January 7, 2009

toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.

dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?

by j sag October 26, 2009

goatse man

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

Goashas

Formal Name: God

And he, Goashas, threw down the sinners to hell.

by annonymous May 10, 2004

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020