gnoron

A gnoron is a person of decent intelligence who, because of their own willful ignorance, is no more competent at dealing of the world than a moron. A moron cannot help their lack of intelligence; a gnoron, by contrast, is responsible for their own state.

I thought I had read the dumbest anti-vaccination arguments out there, but someone managed to hit a new low: they asked how we knew that the protective effect of vaccines didn't just come from the placebo effect! It takes a real gnoron to come up with a theory that cockamamie.

by Antaeus Feldspar January 23, 2011

gnorted

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

by si November 19, 2003

Gorton Fisherman

An uncircumcised cock that resembles the friendly fisherman

"Oh no..Eddie isn't circumcised...hes got a Gorton Fisherman thing going on girl"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Gnorning

A positive expression/wish to use merging both "Good morning" and"Good night" wishes,
Suitable for closing a conversation that lasted all night and then going to sleep after sunrise.

*At 6:am after a white night with the group chat*
Adnan: "okay Goodnight boys!, or is it Good morning?"
Rick : "We need to invent a new word"
Adnan : "G'norning!"

Rick: "I like it, Gnorning!"

by NotAdnan April 6, 2022

gnorbald

Creatures not unlike man in appearance, but able to control their minds and their surroundings with mastery.

The gnorbald exist in quiet secrecy, living among men without fear due to their superiority.

"I'll never find the gnorbald girl of my dreams because I lost my phone directory."

by aulus October 27, 2003

Gorthos

A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.

"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."

"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."

"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"

"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."

"But of course!"

by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008

Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010