Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 8, 2023

gooning

gooning means edging for more than 5 hours

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023

Gooning

Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023

gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.

Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day

by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023

Gloofing

To rub the tip of the Penis on the Gooch.

Bro: "All of a sudden, me and my friend started Gloofing bro."
Bro 2: "That's crazy bro."

by cloudus January 4, 2024

gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.

gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird

by jermaineee January 17, 2024

Glooping

When a mans anal mucus lands on the floor and he slides around on his ass like a snail

Todd to Ed: “man i was glooping so hard last night i had to get the mop out before my mom came home”

by Hotdogslime January 21, 2024