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Choking the Gobbler

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!
by sheenium February 20, 2009
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Cleveland cock gobbler

One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling
She was known around parma as the best Cleveland cock gobbler There was
by Jnasty praise money June 13, 2018
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tool gobbler

Dave is a tool gobbler,but i still like him./ Sally is a fucking tool gobbler.
by steev c. May 23, 2006
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Nob Gobbler

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob
1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"
by Gravy October 7, 2005
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north American cock gobbler

A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.
Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.
by angery chicken April 8, 2010
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Snarff Gobbler

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles
Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009
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globbering

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.
Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.
by Kenbrig December 6, 2018
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