Gareth

Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong

by JanuaryChest June 24, 2021

Gareth

Eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour lunch break

Simon: Hey, is Paul on break?

David: Nah, he's doing a Gareth

by Jay-Lo October 17, 2006

party on wayne, party on garth

line from Wayne's World. said by Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) & Garth Algar (Dana Carvey)

go see this movie. now. and while ur at it watch the sequel, and then Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Garth: Party on wayne!
Wayne: Party on garth!

Fag: What the hell does that even mean?
Dude: dude, don't even. just watch the goddamn movie

party on wayne, party on garth (just cuz it had to be in the example)

by excellent! July 23, 2009

garth

a crazy alcohlic german that loves bier more than he loves his mom. loves to party and fuck hoes. also a member of the 3Gs a top secret society.

garth, you are an alcoholic

by deutsche land July 9, 2006

Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.

When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

by ohiofisherman May 23, 2009

Garth

1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.

1. have you seen the size of my garth?
2. My god, that's garth.
3. Yeah, he is garth.

by ThE_WiLkStA April 14, 2006

Garthish

Acting Like a pedophile. Enjoying to rub other people's shoulders in a homosexual manner

Wow Bill is being quit garthish today

by T Bagginz April 2, 2009