gammon gateposts

See "vertical bacon sandwich"

She had lips like gammon gateposts

by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

big gammon

Someone very fat and obese

Junior is a big gammon

by ClipzvokeYT March 13, 2023

Gammon roll

A gammon roll refers to a dirty clunge fuck fest. Where the girl has a messy beaver.

For example, Rachel asked Harry to come over for a gammon roll and to bring some mayo. What she meant was she wants pumped full of cum by Harry the bed slitherer

by Mc specto October 9, 2019

Peter Gammons

Baseball analyst who speaks with the utmost objectivity and does not root for any team on his own. Being as he got his start writing for the local paper in the best baseball city in America it is no surprise he he has widely considered the best at what he does.

Peter Gammons will be a Hall of Fame inductee in 2005.

by Derek Jeter February 15, 2005

gammon steak

gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!

Ben: Hello, how r u 2day?

Person 2: Gammon Steak!

by parkiben April 12, 2009

saggy gammon

A girl with a very saggy vagina

Yeah man i went to fuck taylorlast night and she had a saggy gammon

by pompomshakka November 13, 2014

gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten

I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench

by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009