She had lips like gammon gateposts
by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004
by Craftyscotsman October 15, 2017
Baseball analyst who speaks with the utmost objectivity and does not root for any team on his own. Being as he got his start writing for the local paper in the best baseball city in America it is no surprise he he has widely considered the best at what he does.
by Derek Jeter February 15, 2005
gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!
by parkiben April 12, 2009
A girl with a very saggy vagina
by pompomshakka November 13, 2014
Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will
See also squish mitten
See also squish mitten
I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties
While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench
see also stench trench
While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench
see also stench trench
by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009