fwaff

To be attacked by a chicken (or other bird's) wings, typically by holding a chicken in front of one's face without pinning their wings, allowing them to fwaff you.

Bob held the chicken wrong and got fwaffed.

by WhatTheFreakingFrick October 24, 2022

Foffer

An individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do.
("Foffing" while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.)

I used to know a guy named August. Now he's nothing but a shameful foffer. All he talks about is fof this, fof that, foffing himself, it's so gross.

by Wannabe Grandpa August 4, 2007

manuber floff

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it

Mike likes manuber floff

by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008

Fofficial

a. When something is not really official but is close enough to being official.

b. When someone is delusional enough to believe that something is official

Girl 1: OMG you guys are dating?? Like officially?!
Girl 2: Well...not exactly. We're kind of...fofficial

by lizbrez January 22, 2009

Froffle

A frozen Waffel, freshly taken out of a Freezer. Makes good, quick, meals for any lazy teenager.

Person1: "Hey, what do you want to have for lunch?
Person2: "I don't know... I'm too tired to make anything... want some Froffles???"

by G4M3R N3RD August 23, 2011

floff

fluffy textureish

wow, this is just floff.

by gräsklippare February 15, 2020

Fwoof

A large thin piece of blye fleecy material (can be purchased from IKEA) used to snuggle into on chilly winter days.

"Mum, I'm cold, will you pass me the fwoof?"

by Harriet---x November 16, 2006