Funkytowned

The act of getting brutally murdered by the South American drug cartel. This term is in reference to a viral video in which a person, most likely a male, is brutally tortured with a sickle and box cutter among other things while the song “Funkytown” plays in the background.

Be careful hermano, the last thing you want is to get funkytowned.

by MrBoniface September 15, 2021

ascendin' funky

to be evolving and developing your personality and having all kinds of fun while goin’ to your higher self

We be ascendin' funky all day

by ultraxen3000 August 2, 2023

Funky Fresh

1) really good, really swell
2) new and original
3) a good smell

"that new song has funky fresh beat!"

by j-la August 12, 2003

Funky Puppet

While listening to your Ipod naked, the cord becomes wrapped up on the underside of your penis, creating a puppetlike effect when moved up and down.

that's one funky puppet

by RowRow77 January 3, 2008

Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

funky butt lovin

Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight

Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!

George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?

-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004