fucton

Fuk-tun
Fucton is used to describe a lot of something. Meaning a 'ton' of a particular item.

Dude, that's a fucton of apples.

by JakeA October 21, 2013

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

futon relationship

When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.

"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."

by Aimditto November 14, 2015

Tom Felton

A really HOT guy...yum.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter as Draco.

Lizz:"Did you see the Chamber of Secrets?"
White girl:"Yeah...it sucked."
Lizz:"Yeah....well Tom Felton was HOT"
White girl from above, only this time pretending to be black:"TRU DAT!!!"

by Tayam November 14, 2006

futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

tom felton stans

The sweetest persons alive, seriously. They help and give u so much love whenever u need it.

Draco Malfoy is very hot indeed.

Friend A: did you hear that Everly is one of the Tom Felton Stans?

Friend B: that makes so much sense, she was always so nice to me!

by hermionesbae October 17, 2021

chronic futon

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007