Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020

Cock friction

Friction caused by two or more cocks. WARNING: When being lucky men with "balls of steel", sparks may occur. Keep from heat.

May or may not be on purpose depending on swingage of involved males.

Man, I was getting grindage on this chick last night and this guy pushed up in there. There was some awkward cock friction going on.

by kayloh February 14, 2009

Cock Friction

Cock Friction is what happens when you are fucking the same hole as another dude. Usually, it is the pussy. Cock Friction can lead to intense orgasm and extreme cases of liquid fog.

Kippers and I ended up fucking Beckies cunt at the same time. Cock Friction only made us last a couple of minutes before we both unloaded.

by Paul Kippers May 13, 2011

Fan Fricktion

A fan fiction about or based around SammyClassicSonicFan.

Dude, check out this awesome fan fricktion I wrote!

by StopPlease August 10, 2017

Iliotibial Band Friction

a common diagnosis given by a trained medical professional when there is nothing wrong with his patient

patient: "Yo doc, my knee hurts like whoa"
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."

by The Knee Doctor September 30, 2011

Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.

Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'

by Yippikiai June 9, 2013

frictionary

A lexicon of words designed to irritate or cause conflict.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult

FRICTIONARY: I didn't understand the nasty words they were using to create friction, so I looked them up in the frictionary.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult

by NGSCDK February 10, 2010