Flange Trouting

Slapping a fanny with a fish.

flange trouting, slap, fish, cod, tickle

by Stevo7777 January 26, 2009

Flenglish

The art of literally translating words or phrases from Flemish (Dutch from the Flemish region) to English.

These phrases obviously are horrendous translations that don't make any sense in English.

Hi, I was speaking Flenglish with my friends. I told him to "Make that the cat wise".

by bart_stevens1 August 3, 2018

Baggy Flange

a type of vagina that involves gross sticky out bits that make men (or women) get all freaked out, and generally vacate the area.

definately the LEAST desirable type of vagina.

...can also be used as a lame insult.

awh fuck me mate she had a right baggy flange.

christ you're such a baggy flange!

nobody likes a baggy flange... put it away love.

by the other, OTHER white meat. July 26, 2009

open plan flange

A promiscuous female or whore.

I'm not saying that she's slept with a lot of men but she does have an open plan flange.

by tandylyons January 31, 2017

flangerine

unusually orange labia - word combined from flange and tangerine

I've never seen such orange flaps, why it's a real flangerine

by Flange the Inquisitor September 16, 2004

flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..

"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."

by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007

Flange wipe

A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.

You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.

by enile February 24, 2009