swine flucation

The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare.

Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.

We have nothing planned for the kids during their Swine Flucation, since the schools closed.

by matadorcab May 1, 2009

fibration

Fake vibration - you think your cell phone is ringing, you swear you felt it vibrate, but it didnt.

"Dude, I swear my cell phone just vibrated but it looks like no one called..." "Hm, must have been a fibration."

by The Peaceman May 25, 2007

Flirtationship

When two people are flirting excessively, but are not actually dating

those two are totally in a flirtationship!

by _narniabusiness June 16, 2016

flirtationship

Flirtationship more than a friendship less than a relationship

I'm in a relationship with Sandra and a flirtationship with Judy

by oiziruam February 26, 2012

passive-flirtation

To have absolutely no contact with a pervert, whom only imagines said flirtation did indeed take place.

I have never talked to this guy on Facebook, in my entire life, but he thinks my total lack of communication was a passive-flirtation.

by PKJ February 22, 2008

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

Flartigonagon

This is the act of performing or producing an oder residing from the colon while being inside a pentagonal portion of space within a building or other structure, separated by walls or partitions from other parts.

Pentagon Officer 1: Dude what the hell is that smell?
Pentagon officer 2: ...
Pentagon Officer 3: (states proudly) Flartigonagon...

by David Wood October 10, 2006