fecaled johnson

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.

D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.

by Marty/huck July 3, 2017

Farting Through Fecal

1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.

2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.

3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.

We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.

Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing

by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.

Today, I shit in class, and had to use fecal bifeciation to hide the evidence.

by BC September 3, 2003

fecavore

One who eats feces. Term is coined by combining the terms feces and carnivore. In addition, a fecavore is also a person who's breath smells like shit.

See ficavore

Mark: Hey Chris have you taled to Mike today?

Chris: Yea I talked to him but I was so distracted by is breath, it fucking stinks.

Mark: Yea he is such a fecavore

by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 16, 2008

fecal festival

A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.

Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.

by Nicholas D January 19, 2008

fecalatio

giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver

blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio

by stu lanely April 24, 2006

Fecal Fairy

This mystical entity doesn't have a fetish for your teeth, like her more widely known cousin Tooth Fairy, but rather for your brownies.

Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):

1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.

2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.

3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.

4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.

Pete: Damn Billy and his laxatives. I wish this house had a second toilet so I wouldn't be forced to handle my call of the wilds- moments at the kitchen's sink. Lucky Fecal Fairy, the poop economics must be the only branch of international business that aren't affected by the recession.

by Brother Louie February 17, 2009