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yard farming

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.
Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.
by MTS73 March 10, 2008
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Farmington Tickler

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.
See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.
by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022
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Fetish Farming

When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.

The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:

"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"

"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"

"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"

"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?

"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"

The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
"Oh yeah, this guy's totally fetish farming you."

"I don't cater to fetish farming, sorry."
by anonymous August 29, 2022
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faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.
Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers
by Rob July 7, 2004
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farting point

After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point
-Jill and I have been together 5 months now

-Have you reached the farting point yet?

-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
by Zamb August 5, 2009
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farting rainbows and unicorns

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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